I was on my way to the doctor's with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard.
I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my hand through it.
I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself, the accident would not have happened.
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight.
I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
The accident occured when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
When I saw I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
