Thursday, November 22, 2007

First Aid

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.


Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

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