A Little Collection of Funny Sayings - 1

• 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
• 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
• The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
• If you bow at all, bow low.
• Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
• Diplomacy, n. The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.
• Character is much easier kept than recovered.
• Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
• Borrow money from a pessimist - they don’t expect it back.
• Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
• Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
• A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.