A Little Collection of Funny Sayings - 3

• If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.
• If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
• Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
• I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
• Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
• I’m a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
• Honk if you love peace and quiet.
• I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
• I intend to live forever - so far so good.
• For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
• I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
• Golf is a good walk spoiled.
• Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.