A Little Collection of Funny Sayings - 4

• How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
• Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
• I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
• Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
• I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
• Make service your first priority, not success and success will follow.
• Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
• Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
• If you don’t believe in something, you’ll fall for anything.
• If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
• It is better to wear out than to rust out.
• The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
• Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
• Support bacteria - they’re the only culture some people have.
• Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.