10 Top Things to Avoid on Your Anniversary

1. Today is our what?
2. I thought we only celebrated important events?
3. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.
4. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
5. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
6. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.
7. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.
8. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.
9. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.
10. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.