Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
