Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and the third a bomb.
When the plane lands, the first guy goes to see where the penny landed. He sees a guy swearing and trying to get a penny out of his forehead.
The second sees a girl holding her dog who has a pencil through his head.
The third guy sees a guy laughing his head off. He asks, "Why are you laughing?"
The guy says, "I was cooking on my BBQ when I farted..."
"What's so funny about that?"
"It blew my neighbor's house apart!"
When the plane lands, the first guy goes to see where the penny landed. He sees a guy swearing and trying to get a penny out of his forehead.
The second sees a girl holding her dog who has a pencil through his head.
The third guy sees a guy laughing his head off. He asks, "Why are you laughing?"
The guy says, "I was cooking on my BBQ when I farted..."
"What's so funny about that?"
"It blew my neighbor's house apart!"