Jack goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm having trouble getting my penis erect. Can you help me?"
After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well, the
problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are
damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you unless you are willing
to try an experimental treatment."
Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?"
"Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles
from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going
through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for
it."
A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to
use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening and took his
date to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle of
dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point
of being uncomfortable. To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly.
His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the
table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his pants.
His date was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do that again?"
Jack replied, "Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass."
