The local bar was so sure that its owner was the strongest man around
that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him.
The challenge was that the owner would squeeze a lemon until all the
juice ran out into a beer glass, then hand the lemon to the customer.
Anyone who could squeeze even one more drop out of the lemon would win
the money.
Over the years many people had tried this, truck drivers,
weightlifters and all had failed. Then one day this frail little fella
with heavy rimmed spectacles came into the bar and asked if he could try
the challenge.
After the laughter had subsided the owner said that it was only fair
that the man be given a chance at the bet, so he picked up a lemon and
started squeezing. Once he was done he handed the remains to the little
man who promptly squeezed out 4 more drops of juice onto the bar.
Everyone looked on in amazement as the owner handed over the prize
and asked, "What do you do for a living that has given you such
strength? Are you a lumberjack, weightlifter, what?"
"No" the man replied, "I work for the IRS."
