I said, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your
advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I
went to Hawaii and me wife got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me
to go to the Bahamas, and me wife got pregnant again. Last year you
suggested Tahiti and darned if me wife didn't get pregnant again."
My buddy asked me, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
I said, "This year I'm taking me wife with me."
