Two hunters get up early one morning to go hunting. They live way out in the country, so all they have to do is walk from the first hunter's house across a field and into the woods to hunt.
But today the hunting's terrible, the worst they've ever had, so they decide to quit early. They emerge from the woods and start walking across the field to the first hunter's house. The second hunter, playing with his scope, aims his rifle at the first hunter's bedroom window and suddenly stops.
"Hey, did you know your wife's cheatin' on you with that guy who lives across the road from you?"
"WHAT?! I have HAD it with that woman and her cheating! I want you to shoot her in the head, and you shoot him right in his manhood!"
"Well, hell, I can hit that with one shot!"
