I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that
was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of
all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, which made me feel
uncomfortable.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she
whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and
committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just
once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So,
she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come
and get me."
I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front
door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged
me and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little
test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family!"
Moral of the story? Always keep your condoms in the car.