One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to
notice a 12" tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man asks the
guy next to him, "What the hell is that?"
The guy next to him answers, "He's a pianist!"
The drunk replied, "Horse shit, your pulling my leg."
So the guy next to him picks up the 12" man, grabs some books, and
props the little man up to the piano. Sure enough, this little man
started hammering out all the favorite tunes of the bars' patrons.
Stunned, the drunk asks, "That little guy is cool, where the hell did you get him?"
The fella told the drunk how he had found a genie bottle out in the
alley, rubbed it til a genie appeared, and was granted one wish. All of a
sudden the drunk hauls ass out the back door, finds the bottle, and
starts rubbing it: when all of a sudden a genie pops out and grants him
one wish.
In a slur, the drunk says, "I wish for a million bucks".
All of a sudden, the sky turns black and overhead a million ducks come flying overhead shitting all over him.
Angrily, the drunk runs back inside, slams the door and begins
cursing, "You son of a b****, I found that genie bottle and wished for a
million bucks and all of a sudden there are a million ducks shitting
all over my new suit."
The fella started laughing and wildly exclaimed, "You don't really think I wished for a 12" pianist do you?"
