A woman is alone at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She
goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a pussy?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it is the same man,
and he asks the same question: "Do you have a pussy?" She slams the door
again.
Later that night when her husband gets home, she tells him what has
happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving
and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in
case this guy shows up again".
The next morning they hear a knock, and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice,
"Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen, and if it is
the same guy, I want you to answer yes to the question, because I want
to see where he is going with it".
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough, the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. "Do you have a pussy?"
"Yes," she says.
The man replies, "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?"
