Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian's. One of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing.
The second dog turned to him and asked, "What are you in here for, buddy?"
"I'm in big trouble," he said. "My owner has a really nice sports
car with leather seats. I just love to go for rides in it. Well, the
other day, he took me for a ride and I was so excited, I peed on the
seats. Now he's having me put to sleep."
"I know how you feel," said the second dog. "My owners have a
beautiful, expensive oriental rug. The other day they were late getting
home from work and I just couldn't help myself--I crapped all over their
nice carpet and ruined it. They're having me put to sleep, too."
Both dogs turned to the third dog in the waiting room. "So what are you in here for?" they asked.
"Well," said the third dog. "My owner likes to do her housework in
the nude. The other day, she was vacuuming and she knelt down to vacuum
under the sofa, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back
and had the ride of my life!"
The other dogs nodded in sympathy, "So she's having you put to sleep too, huh?"
"No," said the third dog. "I'm having my nails clipped."
