A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy's do.
Little Mary went first, "My daddy is a doctor and he saves people's lives."
"That's wonderful Mary. Now how about you Jane, what does your daddy do?"
"My daddy is a lawyer and he puts bad people in jail," says Jane.
"Very good Jane. Ok Johnny, what does your daddy do?"
"My daddy is dead," says Johnny.
"Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that Johnny," said the teacher, "what did he do before he died?"
"He turned blue and shit on the carpet."
